[your celebrity crush] stops the car on the side of the road. “so..” “Don’t look at me! You left me in charge! I told you that would go wrong!” you say. The two of you are on a vacation, and decided to rent an old timer to drive through the countryside for a bit. Which is great, except the fact that there is no navigation, so you had to go old school and look on a paper map. “Do you have any idea where we are?” he politely asks as he stares in the distance to the cows in the field. “Well, we are either on this road..” you point, “or this one” you point on almost the opposite of the map. “That’s great.. We are lost in a country neither of us know” “Basically” you nod. “Do you at least know where you still knew the road that we were on?” “Yes! Right here, and then we went..” you think, “Now that I think about it, we could be on this road too..” “[your name]!” “Sorry!” you laugh. “I bet this will be a great memory one day” “How can you be so calm about this? We are in the middle of nowhere” “Would you relax? We drove around for hardly half an hour. There is no way this is the middle of nowhere. Besides, there are cows in that field, if there are cows, there must be a farmer somewhere too” “Yeah, but I am not going to ask for directions!” he says and you laugh. “Fine, then don’t. You are such a man. I’d say we drive around for a bit longer, and we will eventually end up on the main road. Or tank is still almost full, so we’ll be fine” “You don’t want to ask either do you?” “No way! That is my male side. Just follow this road. We’ll get somewhere.” “Okay. But if we end up lost somewhere, without gas, it is not my fault!” “I take full responsibility. And we have our phones, they can track us down, which they will when the famous [his name] gets lost. So drive!” “Yes ‘mam” “Good boy” you smile.
You drive around for a bit more, and at some point you feel like you start to recognize things again. “Wait, go left here, I have a feeling..” “Well, that worked for us before” he jokes, but obeys anyway. “Is this?” “Our hotel.. We made a massive round around our hotel.” you say as [your celebrity crush] drives the car to the parking lot, back into the real world again.